"Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 09:15 • Filed to: None
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"Svend" (svend)
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Neighbours car this morning.
So I text him to pull it over my side so I could sort it.
One hour later, all nicely washed and dried.
Stapleface
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 09:24 |
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Damn, where did he park it?
My parking spot at work is under a tree. Great because it gives me shade. Bad because birds hang out there.
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Svend
> Stapleface
04/21/2017 at 09:32 |
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It was just across the road.
I looked around and no other (8 in immediate vicinity) cars had any bird bombs on them. Of the eight cars, two were only a few feet away and all were in different states of clean to filthy.
I don’t know what he’d done to upset so many birds.
EL_ULY
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 09:37 |
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power lines or a tree there?
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Svend
> EL_ULY
04/21/2017 at 09:50 |
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No, nothing. Power and phone lines are all underground.
Victorian era terraced house. No trees for at least 1/4 of a mile.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 09:50 |
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Probably just Ferdinand Piech sending some messenger pigeons across the ditch to destroy this blight on their company history :D
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EL_ULY
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 09:54 |
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oh dang. Those are some mean birds. Synced flying and pooping
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 09:54 |
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Consider yourself lucky!
There are about a dozen storks in my village. Those leave massive dumps on your car. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it’s nasty
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Svend
> EL_ULY
04/21/2017 at 09:57 |
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He must of upset someone somewhere.
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Svend
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
04/21/2017 at 10:01 |
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Some of these pigeons and seagulls drop so much crap you’d think the bird turned inside out.
The other year the birds were dropping violet/purple bird bombs, it was weird but turned out there was bushes in the near area fruiting so they must of gorged on berries.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Svend
04/21/2017 at 10:16 |
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So my neighbor’s house is for sale. Can you come live next to me?